A few good ones from last month

Chris came out to visit in February, and I only managed to get a few!  But here are some of his thoughts on his experience flying Southwest:


Honestly, what's the point of early bird check in?  Everyone and their mother is allowed to board before then. Active duty military, old people, kids, THEN early bird check in.

If they had Platinum, THEY would board first too.  Not that anyone would ever get Platinum Southwest because Southwest is like Greyhound in the sky.

Our flight attendant was HILARIOUS though.  He steps into the middle of the aisle and says, "If you can direct your attention to the center of the aisle, or at least pretend to turn your attention to the center of the aisle, then we can pretend to tell you the safety features of this aircraft."