But I'm home with my family for Thanksgiving, and tonight we went out to watch 'Enchanted" so there were zingers galore after so many hours with my brother. Here are the highlights.
Chris: At Razin' Kanes, oh god, all of those prostitots
Dad: Prosti-whats?
Chris: Prostitots. If you're not old enough to be a prostitute you're a prostitot.
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Me: I'm pretty sure every family in America has assigned seating in the car.
Mom: We never did.
Chris: That's because you're family is freaking huge.
Mom: We'd always say "I call the window!"
Chris: That's a great story Mom. Really. Can you say it again? Do you have enough time?
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Dad: Just think. Next year you two may be flying in for Thanksgiving.
Me: Or maybe not. Maybe we'll stay out in San Diego.
Chris: Yeah, you know they'd come to us. 'Mom, we're not coming home for Thanksgiving.' 'That's okay, we'll be right there.' And she'll show up with a care package because she doesn't think we can feed ourselves.
Mom: Maybe not. Maybe I won't come.
Me: Yeah Mom, sure.
Chris: Seriously Mom, who are you punishing there?
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After 'Enchanted'
Me: I thought it was great.
Mom: It was really cute. What did you think Mike?
Dad: I thought it was cute, probably not the best movie I've seen this year...
Chris: Or Ever. Any move is better than that. This movie, American Gangster is better than that, the Mr. Whatever Christmas Movie is better than that, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Bee Movie is probably better than that. You want to know why? Because it will probably have a plot twist that you don't actually see coming.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
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